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Yowiecoin: to the moon
Get ready to drop your dollars and panties when Yowiecoin launches! This is a cryptocurrency unlike any other: its value is directly tied to the Australian dollar at a 1:1 ratio. We will also drop a physical version that looks almost identical to the Australian $2 coin. Keep a look out for these sneaky bois…
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Gnosticism and the Gilmore Girls
A recent poster to this website published an in depth treatise on the difference between Yahweh and Yowie. While this may have been new or relevant information to many readers of this site, there is one reader who I think we can be reasonably certain was very much aware: The Yowie. Before any of you…
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It’s Yowie, not Yahweh
Okay I never thought we’d have to make this. It’s Yowie, not Yahweh. One is an ancient deity which has been worshipped since the Bronze Age and influenced the foundation of many religions. The other is Yahweh. Know the difference. Praise the similarities -Cinna
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Mastering Crotbaton: A Recipe for Dummies
This is a very interesting question, and one that goes to the core of Yowie social interaction. Much like an Italian might inherit Nonna’s recipe, and protect it with ferocity, Yowies too protect theirs. In this instance their ragu so to speak is the famous Yowie dish ‘dried dog poo on a stick’ or in…
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Dark transit
Cass was a sugarcane. Clockwise from Cass were Rochelle, Douglas, Bree, Mack, and Bert, and spiralling out from there were Tully, Miranda, Muriel, Murray, Kathryn, Tommy, Hec, and the rest. Their fronds lent on their friends in rows and diagonals as they stretched out to the sun. The sticky winter breeze shuffled through their green…
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The end of a PIP
Discipline, dedication, results. Three core tenets lie at the heart of the Yowiehub creative process. The hard work to verbalise and to document must be conducted. Without structure we are doomed to float in a world of unmaterialised thought. Two contributors; Joe and Oscar were put on a Performance Improvement Plan (PIP). Although this measure…
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Yowie morning rituals
Every morning I wake up at sunrise in my east-facing cave in the remote blue mountains. I comb my chest hair and crack a brekkie VB. I listen to the news relayed by the local lyrebird. Today, Anthony Albanese (aka. “Albo” aka. “the glizzy lord”) is addressing the country about the war in the middle…
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A brief history of the Superb Robertus
As many, if not all, of YowieHub readers will know the Superb Robertus sadly was declared extinct in late 2025. It should be noted that there are still reported sightings in the Blue Mountains area of Superb Robertus. Superb Robertus were once considered a hegemon among cryptid species, controlling key trade hubs such the Mediterranean…
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The lifestyle of Yowies
The lifestyle of the Yowie presents a potential remedy to our malady, in the current age of ‘grustle’ culture. Byung-Chul Han’s The Burnout Society argues that our society has moved from Foucault’s notion of a ‘discipline-based society’ into an ‘achievement-based society’ and investigates its implications upon the modern-individual. The modern society is a cult of…
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