Daily writing prompt

What are your morning rituals? What does the first hour of your day look like?

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Every morning I wake up at sunrise in my east-facing cave in the remote blue mountains. I comb my chest hair and crack a brekkie VB.

I listen to the news relayed by the local lyrebird. Today, Anthony Albanese (aka. “Albo” aka. “the glizzy lord”) is addressing the country about the war in the middle east. I lied on the last census about my location so I doubt they’ll be able to find be if i get conscripted.

While i listen to the news i brush my teeth with an echidna (Barry) and have a ciggy before catching the bus to work.

I keep my existence as a yowie secret but mans gotta eat so i work as a chippy in Katoomba but everyone thinks im just an extra hairy bloke and i fit in because i live off veggies and VB.