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Dark transit
Cass was a sugarcane. Clockwise from Cass were Rochelle, Douglas, Bree, Mack, and Bert, and spiralling out from there were Tully, Miranda, Muriel, Murray, Kathryn, Tommy, Hec, and the rest. Their fronds lent on their friends in rows and diagonals as they stretched out to the sun. The sticky winter breeze shuffled through their green…
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Sunday cruise
After the river and the lactose free milk there is the B-O-N-E. Dingo knowingly takes his to the far corner by the old kennel. Willow the other corner with the red, yellow and green bins. Stevie takes hers where it lands. At the top of the ramp, both paws holding the bone firm against the…
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The end of a PIP
Discipline, dedication, results. Three core tenets lie at the heart of the Yowiehub creative process. The hard work to verbalise and to document must be conducted. Without structure we are doomed to float in a world of unmaterialised thought. Two contributors; Joe and Oscar were put on a Performance Improvement Plan (PIP). Although this measure…
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Yowie morning rituals
Every morning I wake up at sunrise in my east-facing cave in the remote blue mountains. I comb my chest hair and crack a brekkie VB. I listen to the news relayed by the local lyrebird. Today, Anthony Albanese (aka. “Albo” aka. “the glizzy lord”) is addressing the country about the war in the middle…
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A brief history of the Superb Robertus
As many, if not all, of YowieHub readers will know the Superb Robertus sadly was declared extinct in late 2025. It should be noted that there are still reported sightings in the Blue Mountains area of Superb Robertus. Superb Robertus were once considered a hegemon among cryptid species, controlling key trade hubs such the Mediterranean…
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Pizza kom
Wilting pizza crustThe difference between wholesomeAnd some hole
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The lifestyle of Yowies
The lifestyle of the Yowie presents a potential remedy to our malady, in the current age of ‘grustle’ culture. Byung-Chul Han’s The Burnout Society argues that our society has moved from Foucault’s notion of a ‘discipline-based society’ into an ‘achievement-based society’ and investigates its implications upon the modern-individual. The modern society is a cult of…
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egg
An egg A womb, life giving So perfect is she, so sudden the relief That I am overwhelmed Coolness quenches the wretched heat behind my eyes My treacherous stomach, quelled My eyes are open A flash of light, of memory An inferno Spiralling skyward it rose and so up we marched Seven levels, each more…
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