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Yowie morning rituals
Every morning I wake up at sunrise in my east-facing cave in the remote blue mountains. I comb my chest hair and crack a brekkie VB. I listen to the news relayed by the local lyrebird. Today, Anthony Albanese (aka. “Albo” aka. “the glizzy lord”) is addressing the country about the war in the middle…
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A brief history of the Superb Robertus
As many, if not all, of YowieHub readers will know the Superb Robertus sadly was declared extinct in late 2025. It should be noted that there are still reported sightings in the Blue Mountains area of Superb Robertus. Superb Robertus were once considered a hegemon among cryptid species, controlling key trade hubs such the Mediterranean…
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Pizza kom
Wilting pizza crustThe difference between wholesomeAnd some hole
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The lifestyle of Yowies
The lifestyle of the Yowie presents a potential remedy to our malady, in the current age of ‘grustle’ culture. Byung-Chul Han’s The Burnout Society argues that our society has moved from Foucault’s notion of a ‘discipline-based society’ into an ‘achievement-based society’ and investigates its implications upon the modern-individual. The modern society is a cult of…
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egg
An egg A womb, life giving So perfect is she, so sudden the relief That I am overwhelmed Coolness quenches the wretched heat behind my eyes My treacherous stomach, quelled My eyes are open A flash of light, of memory An inferno Spiralling skyward it rose and so up we marched Seven levels, each more…
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Yowku
Hit my head againDoona covers in a pileOff we goFelt yatagarasuOnigiri wrapped + backpackedBeatles on the tvMist + cloud + fog + rainCold, but it was a wet coldOnsen, wet hotNo one else can understand usThat’s okNo one else here
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What are yowies favourite foods?
Evidence for the existence of yowies is clear through ultraprecise optical photography and remote sensing, but what do these mysterious creatures feast on and could we use their diet to capture one? In this essay i will The fact that yowies dwell in eucaluptus forests implies they might have similar diets to koalas who also…
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