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A brief history of the Superb Robertus
As many, if not all, of YowieHub readers will know the Superb Robertus sadly was declared extinct in late 2025. It should be noted that there are still reported sightings in the Blue Mountains area of Superb Robertus. Superb Robertus were once considered a hegemon among cryptid species, controlling key trade hubs such the Mediterranean…
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The lifestyle of Yowies
The lifestyle of the Yowie presents a potential remedy to our malady, in the current age of ‘grustle’ culture. Byung-Chul Han’s The Burnout Society argues that our society has moved from Foucault’s notion of a ‘discipline-based society’ into an ‘achievement-based society’ and investigates its implications upon the modern-individual. The modern society is a cult of…
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Krispy kreme – double hole special, but im the one who got fucked (in a good way)
The fast food chain Krispy Kreme has strayed too far from their original mission statement. They think a donut and a bagel are similar. They are more like a wolf and a Tasmanian tiger, superficially similar but incredibly different Joe got the Vegemite and butter bagel. Judging by the wait time, he was the first…
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Yowie’s Hottest 100
Hey everyone, I bet you’re wondering why we haven’t posted in a while. Well, it’s kind of a long story. EOFY drinks got a liiiiiitle rowdier than we expected. Boof organised a cruise around Springbank Island where we could ‘shoot the shit’ (that’s Yowie expeditionary slang for get absolutely blind). So, time flew by and…
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New research solves Yowie mystery
Two researchers have cracked an age-old puzzle about Yowie punctuality There’s a common frustration amongst Yowie field workers: their Yowie subjects are always late. Most Yowie scientists accept this as a cost of their chosen profession, but a new study sheds light on exactly how and why this happens. The article Belated Yowie timekeeping and…
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Yowie’s and what we think about how they think
I and some of the world’s best researches have always wondered about what a Yowie’s inner thoughts are. What do they think about when they sit on the toilet? What their head noise feels like after a big night on the piss? Do they have the internal feelings like humans? The feelings of FOMO and…
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