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Yowie morning rituals
Every morning I wake up at sunrise in my east-facing cave in the remote blue mountains. I comb my chest hair and crack a brekkie VB. I listen to the news relayed by the local lyrebird. Today, Anthony Albanese (aka. “Albo” aka. “the glizzy lord”) is addressing the country about the war in the middle…
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A brief history of the Superb Robertus
As many, if not all, of YowieHub readers will know the Superb Robertus sadly was declared extinct in late 2025. It should be noted that there are still reported sightings in the Blue Mountains area of Superb Robertus. Superb Robertus were once considered a hegemon among cryptid species, controlling key trade hubs such the Mediterranean…
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The lifestyle of Yowies
The lifestyle of the Yowie presents a potential remedy to our malady, in the current age of ‘grustle’ culture. Byung-Chul Han’s The Burnout Society argues that our society has moved from Foucault’s notion of a ‘discipline-based society’ into an ‘achievement-based society’ and investigates its implications upon the modern-individual. The modern society is a cult of…
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What are yowies favourite foods?
Evidence for the existence of yowies is clear through ultraprecise optical photography and remote sensing, but what do these mysterious creatures feast on and could we use their diet to capture one? In this essay i will The fact that yowies dwell in eucaluptus forests implies they might have similar diets to koalas who also…
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SZA: SOS – SZA’s Obviously Singin’
Our next album was chosen by me. I have been looking to listen to more SZA after hearing her a bit as a feature on Kendrick Lamar songs. Chose this album basically at random. I think one consistent theme in these albums reviews is thinking that a lot of the album is a bit samey…
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Whats mine is Yok Yors
Friendship and eggs Came here grumpy and hungry, leaving ecstatic at the power of friendship and food to change your whole perspective. Yami joe was on the way but now he feels filled with a warm love. Happy to be alive. Honky spat at god and added his own condiments. Score – 5/5 perfect Milo…
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