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Yowiecoin: to the moon
Get ready to drop your dollars and panties when Yowiecoin launches! This is a cryptocurrency unlike any other: its value is directly tied to the Australian dollar at a 1:1 ratio. We will also drop a physical version that looks almost identical to the Australian $2 coin. Keep a look out for these sneaky bois…
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Divorced Dad culture
The sausage sizzled in the pan, as the induction fan stirred above. I was carefully watching over them, rotating them at just the right time. I picked one up with my fingers and the fat dripped down onto my palm. Money for Nothing by Dire Straits was playing. There was a loaf of wonderwhite on…
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Mastering Crotbaton: A Recipe for Dummies
This is a very interesting question, and one that goes to the core of Yowie social interaction. Much like an Italian might inherit Nonna’s recipe, and protect it with ferocity, Yowies too protect theirs. In this instance their ragu so to speak is the famous Yowie dish ‘dried dog poo on a stick’ or in…
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Dark transit
Cass was a sugarcane. Clockwise from Cass were Rochelle, Douglas, Bree, Mack, and Bert, and spiralling out from there were Tully, Miranda, Muriel, Murray, Kathryn, Tommy, Hec, and the rest. Their fronds lent on their friends in rows and diagonals as they stretched out to the sun. The sticky winter breeze shuffled through their green…
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Sunday cruise
After the river and the lactose free milk there is the B-O-N-E. Dingo knowingly takes his to the far corner by the old kennel. Willow the other corner with the red, yellow and green bins. Stevie takes hers where it lands. At the top of the ramp, both paws holding the bone firm against the…
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The end of a PIP
Discipline, dedication, results. Three core tenets lie at the heart of the Yowiehub creative process. The hard work to verbalise and to document must be conducted. Without structure we are doomed to float in a world of unmaterialised thought. Two contributors; Joe and Oscar were put on a Performance Improvement Plan (PIP). Although this measure…
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Yowie morning rituals
Every morning I wake up at sunrise in my east-facing cave in the remote blue mountains. I comb my chest hair and crack a brekkie VB. I listen to the news relayed by the local lyrebird. Today, Anthony Albanese (aka. “Albo” aka. “the glizzy lord”) is addressing the country about the war in the middle…
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