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Yowie morning rituals
Every morning I wake up at sunrise in my east-facing cave in the remote blue mountains. I comb my chest hair and crack a brekkie VB. I listen to the news relayed by the local lyrebird. Today, Anthony Albanese (aka. “Albo” aka. “the glizzy lord”) is addressing the country about the war in the middle…
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A brief history of the Superb Robertus
As many, if not all, of YowieHub readers will know the Superb Robertus sadly was declared extinct in late 2025. It should be noted that there are still reported sightings in the Blue Mountains area of Superb Robertus. Superb Robertus were once considered a hegemon among cryptid species, controlling key trade hubs such the Mediterranean…
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Pizza kom
Wilting pizza crustThe difference between wholesomeAnd some hole
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The lifestyle of Yowies
The lifestyle of the Yowie presents a potential remedy to our malady, in the current age of ‘grustle’ culture. Byung-Chul Han’s The Burnout Society argues that our society has moved from Foucault’s notion of a ‘discipline-based society’ into an ‘achievement-based society’ and investigates its implications upon the modern-individual. The modern society is a cult of…
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Yowku
Hit my head againDoona covers in a pileOff we goFelt yatagarasuOnigiri wrapped + backpackedBeatles on the tvMist + cloud + fog + rainCold, but it was a wet coldOnsen, wet hotNo one else can understand usThat’s okNo one else here
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Krispy kreme – double hole special, but im the one who got fucked (in a good way)
The fast food chain Krispy Kreme has strayed too far from their original mission statement. They think a donut and a bagel are similar. They are more like a wolf and a Tasmanian tiger, superficially similar but incredibly different Joe got the Vegemite and butter bagel. Judging by the wait time, he was the first…
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