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For love and lemons: How-to befriend a yowie
A collaborative epic by Squid, mg, ggj, and the Yowies of Bluegum Forest Intro With pockets full of jerkyKnees not yet feeling hurtyWe set out from the heathInto the bluegum forest beneathFor waratahs and yellow budsOur human hearts did yearnWhile the yowie foot did echo In the palms and fronds and fernsA ruben in the bellyBefore…
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Luke’s Banh Mi
Perhaps one of Melborune’s best kept secrets, local-fast food franchise Luke’s Banh Mi is well worth the hype. Situated across the cultural hubs of Melbourne, Luke’s boasts an incredible variety of banh mis at a reasonable price. Honky, Squid and I ventured to Puckle Street, Moonee Ponds to see what the fuss what about. We…
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Yowie’s Hottest 100
Hey everyone, I bet you’re wondering why we haven’t posted in a while. Well, it’s kind of a long story. EOFY drinks got a liiiiiitle rowdier than we expected. Boof organised a cruise around Springbank Island where we could ‘shoot the shit’ (that’s Yowie expeditionary slang for get absolutely blind). So, time flew by and…
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Are Bing and Bong Yowies?
Many People have been writing into me recently asking a similar question. I thought it was important to come online and answer these hopeless people. Are Bing and Bong actually Yowies? Bing and Bong if unaware were shown on the Tiny Planet Tv show. For many years they travelled the universe in search of adventure,…
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Yowie’s and what we think about how they think
I and some of the world’s best researches have always wondered about what a Yowie’s inner thoughts are. What do they think about when they sit on the toilet? What their head noise feels like after a big night on the piss? Do they have the internal feelings like humans? The feelings of FOMO and…

