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Yowie morning rituals
Every morning I wake up at sunrise in my east-facing cave in the remote blue mountains. I comb my chest hair and crack a brekkie VB. I listen to the news relayed by the local lyrebird. Today, Anthony Albanese (aka. “Albo” aka. “the glizzy lord”) is addressing the country about the war in the middle…
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What are yowies favourite foods?
Evidence for the existence of yowies is clear through ultraprecise optical photography and remote sensing, but what do these mysterious creatures feast on and could we use their diet to capture one? In this essay i will The fact that yowies dwell in eucaluptus forests implies they might have similar diets to koalas who also…
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