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Sausage sizzle
‘Black fingernails red wine.’ My Cambridge Audio-Evo sound system was blasting the Eskimo Joe vinyl. The greasy smell of sausage filled the kitchen as the fluorescent light splattered shadows onto the floor. The sausages sizzled on my scratched non-stick pan. My daughter told me last month that it was leaking ‘micro-plastics’ into my meals. I…
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Big Yowie’s, Small world
The size of Yowie’s is always a big question. Are they big? Small? In the middle? Or Just right. Goldie locks might have lost her poriage but Yowie’s they’ve grow big and tall. The question always remains are Yowie’s big? We know they are bigger than Humans, but are they actually that big? If we…
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An Obituary to Kanzi the Ape (madlad)
Look what they did,to my boy.Another soul lost,To the nether. In his enclosure, He found no power.His only escape, Minecraft Java Edition. When they caught him,I spoke to KanziIn his cell, throughthe thick glass.’That’s just how, The banana splits.’He said through,his gentle smile.They studied him, For scientific, Research and, Analysis. We grew closer. A friendship…
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Yowie Society and its implications from a geopolitical perspective: Applying a new lens to critique post-modern ‘trickle-down’ economics theory
An applicaiton of yowie theory to the study of society.
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Yowie’s and how they write. A Short handed Love Story (written in Yowie)
please stay well and know that we are looking for your legs xx read by the yowies and that is all that matters. To Pete my love this from the bottom up because this is how the story will be Thankyou for reading. All I ask is you maybe just try reading all changes the…
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The intruder.
The fan groans rhythmically next to me as I stare at the dark ceiling. The air is thick and oppressive, and no amount of air blowing around seems to cool the room. I feel myself sticking to the sheets, melting like a piece of cheese. I glance over at her. She seems to be asleep.…

