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Whats mine is Yok Yors
Friendship and eggs Came here grumpy and hungry, leaving ecstatic at the power of friendship and food to change your whole perspective. Yami joe was on the way but now he feels filled with a warm love. Happy to be alive. Honky spat at god and added his own condiments. Score – 5/5 perfect Milo…
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Yowie raps I — Folkie
Browsing the shops. Lookin for somethin to eat. Wife wants chops, kid wants beef. Better hop to it ‘fore he cheeks or freaks. Pop some sweet slop. Unleash the beast. Heard there’s this thing on. Some folkie shiz, down in the bush where the music is. Might check it out or the kid will whinge.…
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For love and lemons: How-to befriend a yowie
A collaborative epic by Squid, mg, ggj, and the Yowies of Bluegum Forest Intro With pockets full of jerkyKnees not yet feeling hurtyWe set out from the heathInto the bluegum forest beneathFor waratahs and yellow budsOur human hearts did yearnWhile the yowie foot did echo In the palms and fronds and fernsA ruben in the bellyBefore…
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Stevieisms
A beanbag in the sun is worth lots of beanbags in the shade. For how could we know sun without shade, and shade sun. I may not be a smart dog, but I know what salmon is. Embarrassed – is what a person chooses to be. Not the other way round. and not a dog.…
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10 questions to ask a yowie
Did you speak English before the train? Did it fill up insida your head With fi-lighters, steaks, and steeltoe brains Would you eggs or bacon or bread? Do you 90 weight gear oil fillinit up? Oh.. dear shock bracket cup Lighter weights: arms out to the sides Heavier raisem up? The question is one of…
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Yowie’s and what we think about how they think
I and some of the world’s best researches have always wondered about what a Yowie’s inner thoughts are. What do they think about when they sit on the toilet? What their head noise feels like after a big night on the piss? Do they have the internal feelings like humans? The feelings of FOMO and…
