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Sunday cruise
After the river and the lactose free milk there is the B-O-N-E. Dingo knowingly takes his to the far corner by the old kennel. Willow the other corner with the red, yellow and green bins. Stevie takes hers where it lands. At the top of the ramp, both paws holding the bone firm against the…
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The lifestyle of Yowies
The lifestyle of the Yowie presents a potential remedy to our malady, in the current age of ‘grustle’ culture. Byung-Chul Han’s The Burnout Society argues that our society has moved from Foucault’s notion of a ‘discipline-based society’ into an ‘achievement-based society’ and investigates its implications upon the modern-individual. The modern society is a cult of…
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Yowku
Hit my head againDoona covers in a pileOff we goFelt yatagarasuOnigiri wrapped + backpackedBeatles on the tvMist + cloud + fog + rainCold, but it was a wet coldOnsen, wet hotNo one else can understand usThat’s okNo one else here
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Krispy kreme – double hole special, but im the one who got fucked (in a good way)
The fast food chain Krispy Kreme has strayed too far from their original mission statement. They think a donut and a bagel are similar. They are more like a wolf and a Tasmanian tiger, superficially similar but incredibly different Joe got the Vegemite and butter bagel. Judging by the wait time, he was the first…
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What are yowies favourite foods?
Evidence for the existence of yowies is clear through ultraprecise optical photography and remote sensing, but what do these mysterious creatures feast on and could we use their diet to capture one? In this essay i will The fact that yowies dwell in eucaluptus forests implies they might have similar diets to koalas who also…
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SZA: SOS – SZA’s Obviously Singin’
Our next album was chosen by me. I have been looking to listen to more SZA after hearing her a bit as a feature on Kendrick Lamar songs. Chose this album basically at random. I think one consistent theme in these albums reviews is thinking that a lot of the album is a bit samey…
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Whats mine is Yok Yors
Friendship and eggs Came here grumpy and hungry, leaving ecstatic at the power of friendship and food to change your whole perspective. Yami joe was on the way but now he feels filled with a warm love. Happy to be alive. Honky spat at god and added his own condiments. Score – 5/5 perfect Milo…
