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YOWIE: A Compleat Entymology
YOWIE (pl YOWIES; v YOW, YOWE; fr YOWOUI) n. a tall hairy gentleman of the bush and outback regions of Australia; —— of the suburbs or outer CBD (less common). First rec. 1805 NSW in colonist Jim Timbers’ (1759-1805; see P. J. Timbers line) diary: ‘Fortune has come at last, for I have found the…
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10 questions to ask a yowie
Did you speak English before the train? Did it fill up insida your head With fi-lighters, steaks, and steeltoe brains Would you eggs or bacon or bread? Do you 90 weight gear oil fillinit up? Oh.. dear shock bracket cup Lighter weights: arms out to the sides Heavier raisem up? The question is one of…
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Yowie’s Hottest 100
Hey everyone, I bet you’re wondering why we haven’t posted in a while. Well, it’s kind of a long story. EOFY drinks got a liiiiiitle rowdier than we expected. Boof organised a cruise around Springbank Island where we could ‘shoot the shit’ (that’s Yowie expeditionary slang for get absolutely blind). So, time flew by and…
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Are Bing and Bong Yowies?
Many People have been writing into me recently asking a similar question. I thought it was important to come online and answer these hopeless people. Are Bing and Bong actually Yowies? Bing and Bong if unaware were shown on the Tiny Planet Tv show. For many years they travelled the universe in search of adventure,…
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Yowie’s sight
What do you see when you look out of your eyes? It’s a question not often asked. Do we see what we want to see or what do we see what we need to see? Do you see Yowies? Feel them? Smell them? Taste them? Or maybe just maybe hear them? Its a question that…
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Yowie’s and what we think about how they think
I and some of the world’s best researches have always wondered about what a Yowie’s inner thoughts are. What do they think about when they sit on the toilet? What their head noise feels like after a big night on the piss? Do they have the internal feelings like humans? The feelings of FOMO and…
