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As many, if not all, of YowieHub readers will know the Superb Robertus sadly was declared extinct in late 2025.

It should be noted that there are still reported sightings in the Blue Mountains area of Superb Robertus.

Superb Robertus were once considered a hegemon among cryptid species, controlling key trade hubs such the Mediterranean Ocean and Marvel Stadium.

While the Superb Robertus is known in the cryptid world, their history is largely either misunderstood, or misrepresented. These are the real stories of some of key Superb Robertus figures of the last 1,000 years.

Superbelleus I

Superbelleus, who lived around 1,000 C.E is considered by many to be the founding father of the Robertian Empire.

Prior to Superbelleus I, the Superb Robertus societies were largely nomadic cryptids, hunting plankton in winter and storing it in corndogs for summer.

Uniting the various Superb Robertus clans, he is idolised in nationalistic movements. His most notable conquest is his victory at the Battle of Phart Pump (1066). He is perhaps best known for his assassination by Bob, of clan Conch, later informing Shakespearean literature.

The Conch Clan

Above is the only known imagery of the Conch Clan. In the early 1800s the Conch’s left the old world and settled at Marvel Stadium, Victoria. While the colony was considered unimportant by most, it later became significant when the European Super Robertus began to die out. Their arrival is considered controversial by many due to the Conch clans treatment of Indigenous inhabitants.

The last known Super Robertus lived at Marvel Stadium, before he succumbed to death by condom. He was a direct relative of the first Conch settlers.

Chase from the Conchly Show

Chase was a well known figure in Superb Robertus society, lighting up peoples night with his Conchly Show. It was a late-night show where he would invite various guests on and do lip sync battles. He famously ate Channing Tatum’s ass on camera to promote 21 Jump Street.

While many tried to replicate his show, the format eventually died following 9/11 and Chase’s declining health. He has a star on the Hollywood Boulevard next to Channing Tatum.

Eric

Eric was the first Superb Robertus convicted of felony aiding and abetting a known fugitive.