Evidence for the existence of yowies is clear through ultraprecise optical photography and remote sensing, but what do these mysterious creatures feast on and could we use their diet to capture one? In this essay i will

The fact that yowies dwell in eucaluptus forests implies they might have similar diets to koalas who also live in eucalyptus forests. However, their human-like stature might mean they eat more hominid-types of foods. To test this, i am growing zucchinis which are the perfect intersection on the koala-human food venn diagram and a likely candidate for yowie dinner.

Daily writing prompt

If you didn’t need sleep, what would you do with all the extra time?

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Research suggests that yowies are more amenable to shapes they are familiar with – so you should make the largest zucc possible as we all know how well endowed yowies are.