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Sunday cruise
After the river and the lactose free milk there is the B-O-N-E. Dingo knowingly takes his to the far corner by the old kennel. Willow the other corner with the red, yellow and green bins. Stevie takes hers where it lands. At the top of the ramp, both paws holding the bone firm against the…
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Yowku
Hit my head againDoona covers in a pileOff we goFelt yatagarasuOnigiri wrapped + backpackedBeatles on the tvMist + cloud + fog + rainCold, but it was a wet coldOnsen, wet hotNo one else can understand usThat’s okNo one else here
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Yowie raps I — Folkie
Browsing the shops. Lookin for somethin to eat. Wife wants chops, kid wants beef. Better hop to it ‘fore he cheeks or freaks. Pop some sweet slop. Unleash the beast. Heard there’s this thing on. Some folkie shiz, down in the bush where the music is. Might check it out or the kid will whinge.…
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For love and lemons: How-to befriend a yowie
A collaborative epic by Squid, mg, ggj, and the Yowies of Bluegum Forest Intro With pockets full of jerkyKnees not yet feeling hurtyWe set out from the heathInto the bluegum forest beneathFor waratahs and yellow budsOur human hearts did yearnWhile the yowie foot did echo In the palms and fronds and fernsA ruben in the bellyBefore…
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Stevieisms
A beanbag in the sun is worth lots of beanbags in the shade. For how could we know sun without shade, and shade sun. I may not be a smart dog, but I know what salmon is. Embarrassed – is what a person chooses to be. Not the other way round. and not a dog.…
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YOWIE: A Compleat Entymology
YOWIE (pl YOWIES; v YOW, YOWE; fr YOWOUI) n. a tall hairy gentleman of the bush and outback regions of Australia; —— of the suburbs or outer CBD (less common). First rec. 1805 NSW in colonist Jim Timbers’ (1759-1805; see P. J. Timbers line) diary: ‘Fortune has come at last, for I have found the…
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10 questions to ask a yowie
Did you speak English before the train? Did it fill up insida your head With fi-lighters, steaks, and steeltoe brains Would you eggs or bacon or bread? Do you 90 weight gear oil fillinit up? Oh.. dear shock bracket cup Lighter weights: arms out to the sides Heavier raisem up? The question is one of…
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