The fast food chain Krispy Kreme has strayed too far from their original mission statement. They think a donut and a bagel are similar. They are more like a wolf and a Tasmanian tiger, superficially similar but incredibly different
Joe got the Vegemite and butter bagel. Judging by the wait time, he was the first person to ever order this item.
It gave him hiccups. Bad hiccups. But should we blame the bagel? Perhaps. The Vegemite distribution – evenly distributed but not enough Vegemite full stop. Joe wants little pockets of Vegemite for the experience. It was sufficiently buttery. The texture of the bagel was good, had a good chew to it. But was a bit dry, would have been fixed by more liberal Vegemite application.
6/10 bagel
Got a free spectacular donut for some reason, that was a confusing plus. Perhaps they were running a double hole deal? Joe pissed away his donut savings without realizing. If you order a bagel you get a 2 dollar coffee, but like a dunce he got a $5 coffee from somewhere else.
10/10 Donut
The staff at the pheasants nest Krispy Kreme were true professionals. Managing a serious curveball with the utmost professional, resilience and generosity. Didn’t mean to land them on struggle street, especially during silly season of all times.
8/10 – The entire experience
YOWIEHUB 
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