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After several years of trial and error, trying things, failing to replicate what we wanted for years, we are finally delighted to say Colognese by Yowie is now available.

This is an ethical GMO and CIA free cologne that replicates Nonna’s kitchen. Yowie’s have a long history in the foothills of Bologna slaving over stoves.

While the exact make up is secret, it’s obvious this fragrance gives notes of onion, carrot and celery (sofrito in Italian and Grubcunt in Yowie). We also minced up whole cows and pigs for that iconic meat musk.

You’ll notice this product is indulgent, deep, rich, woody and, in some nations, forbidden. But everything worth buying is naughty.

It is then topped off with the most exclusive designated origin parmigiano reggiano from Coles.

These bad boys will be hitting the shelf soon and will allow you to slay in the club. Gamble responsibility.

We used this giant nose to make sure it is tuned to perfection, as the Italians would say, oi lad. This giant nose has just under 145,000 nanofibers of smelling capacity and is able to smell the Andromeda Galaxy.