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You may know me as a fresh food people. I often cook recipes at home that I read directly off the jar of pasta I buy. I only buy Woolworthes brand pasta.

This is me in Redfern Woolworthes. It’s my favourite woolies you can just see how bussin’ it is with people everyone and locals enjoying green shit just like me. After I just picked up a bunch of green shit I had a thought. I love putting green shit in blue milk crates.

But it’s important to follow the story of where green shit originates.

This is me at the Woolworthes farm. This is where all the green shit is from. I am told that the green shit originates in the soil first. Then shit falls out of the sky onto the soil which wets the shit and green shit comes from there.

After that farmers pick the green shit up and drop it off at the shelves at Redfern Woolworthes. That’s where I come in. After that I put the green shit in my blue tub, went home, made a hot dog and ate it at home with my lovely wife Jeffrey Epstein.